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A term for a good amount of cash; physical money.
Here, have a 2000. Yes it's real. Cold hard cash, baby!
Cold lotion refers to the lotion you put in the fridge to keep it cold so when you put it on your penis it soothes the burning from dry masturbation.
Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing
When a man cums in a woman after sex and she doesnt shower until the next morning. Her vagina looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look
He came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie
When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.
Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!
The property of ones: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one.
When an unsuspecting woman relaxing on the beach is the target of a man's ejaculation.
I was enjoying a nice day catching a tan on the sand but I must have dozed off because next thing I knew some guy gave me a cold frosty on the beach.
The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.
It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.
I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.
*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.