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When you just dont wipe your ass good enough. Possibly due to running out of Toylet paper. When you blast glue all over your girls asshole, then make her leave before she takes a shower.
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What happens to one when riding in a fast car with a friend and you get so scared you squeeze the apolstery from the seat between your butt cheeks thus having apolstery crack as the end result.
He was driving so fast that the girl in the back seat clenched her butt cheeks together so hard she got apolstery crack.
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The collection of greasy cheese-like material in the upper part of an ass crack, caused by sweating and/or poor hygiene.
"I passed out before I took a shower last night, and I had the worst crack cheese this morning."
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1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.
I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.
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A female pilot flying upside down. An FAA rating obtained by female pilots after they have logged a minimum of 15 hours of inverted flight time.
Sally is a crack up. She can fly better upside down than most pilots can fly right-side up.
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JWH-018 that shit gets u fucked up like the first time you smoked.
Remember that first time u JWHed, thats the crack weed.
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When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.
I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.
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