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Donut Warrior

A derogatory term for a police officer and their adoration of donuts.

“Don’t speed, Andrew! Donut Warriors like to hide on this stretch of highway!”

by May 18, 2024


Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.

"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."

by stupidmachine June 08, 2020


for the donut

For free

"Yeah Mark is wicked smart, they gave him a huge scholarship, he's practically going to Harvard for the donut."

by quignugget May 23, 2010


donut queen

A woman who will eat donuts off your boner.
Chloe Roma 2022, 2023

I’m still waiting for my donut queen.
Friend: Who isn’t?!!?

by Professor Dweebison May 25, 2024


donut queen

A girl who will eat donuts off your boner.

I’m still looking for my donut queen.

by Professor Dweebison July 12, 2024


Glazed donuts soles

A beautiful woman soles, covered in cum, or something creamy.

Wow dude, that girl has some glazed donuts soles!

by Rynslayer June 29, 2024


Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.

I went to the shops and got donutitis.

by Rehamyentruoc December 26, 2018