The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name
Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"
One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.
Dylan’s Mom is so funny!
Best rapper ever better than snoop dog
Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.
When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.
I was dylan protecting at the strip club last night and the crowd got rowdy.
a dylan ninyett is someone who is addicted to rust and can’t read
Guy 1: Look at that loser in his room 10 hours a day playing rust!!
Guy 2: Yeah! he’s such a Dylan Ninyett
The state in which you realise you have fucked up
I was walking home from the shop and forgot the milk I did a real Dylan Crean