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Any person, who updates or checks their Facebook or Twitter status so frequently and habitually, that they may even continue to do so even after becoming a member of the undead.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.
It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.
Signs you may be a Facebook Zombie include.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.
You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.
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someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.
Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.
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The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.
She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.
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the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.
see textual satisfaction
"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"
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Facebook status postings that are, at best, random and virtually without cohesive facts or explanation. They generally are of either of a depressive or threatening nature. Most conclude with either "you know who you are" or "If you really cared you'd understand".
I can't take much of this any more. When I do something about it, everyone will know what has been going on and will see you for what an *sshole you have been. You know who you are! Sorry to be facebook vague.
I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!
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The awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.
Cindy - 'Comment on this post and I will write you a lovely message!'
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no response....
Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'
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Being confident enough about a photograph to post on a social network, such as Facebook.
I'm using an old photo for my profile picture on Facebook. After gaining all this weight, I'm not Facebook Ready.
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