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Hey, it’s November 13th, let’s go fuck until we pass out
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November 8th is the only cheat day for No Nut November. You can Nut, but afterwards, you have to expose your darkest secret to the world.
Dude 1: Bro it's November 8th....guess what.... I want to nut in your mom. That was my darkest secret. Now im gonna go nut.
Dude 2: ...
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National peepee day. Go get all the peepees you want
My Gay self: Jabari I want ur meat give it here
Jabari: what no
Me: It’s November 5
Jabari: Fine UwU
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A day were you have to either grab your girlfriends ass, or make out with her.
Nick: "Hey babe guess what day it is?"
Tory: "November 29th?"
Nick: * grabs ass *
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If you were born on November 24th and your name is Casen Triffileti then you smell like cheesy and have back hair that you can cut off to make cheese and you have cheese earwax
Haha Casen you smell like cheese because you were born on November 24th
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The saddest day ever. Freddie Mercury passed on this day.
Why are you crying?
Bc it’s November 24th.
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the day you hold your girl bestfriends hand
*holds hand* sarah: why’d you do that
michael: it’s november 23!
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