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low-rent man cave

The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.

On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.

by bullet88 October 1, 2010

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Eat the arse out of a low flying duck

so hungry that if the opportunity arose, you would in fact, eat the arse out of a low flying duck

im so hungry i could eat the arse out of a low flying duck

by beardo_d April 22, 2010

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How low can you go

when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.

Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

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Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

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Juliette Gordon Low Birthplace

1. The birthplace of Juliette Gordon Low, the founder of the Girl Scouts of the United States of America, located in Savannah, GA.
2. The holly land for Girl Scouts.
3. The reason that the service industry of Savannah hates the Girl Scouts.
4. A historic house full of bratty, spoiled Girl Scouts.

Girl Scouts sell cookies so that they can visit the Juliette Gordon Low Birthplace.

by T- sax 1 January 11, 2009

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Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low]

Noun

1. Biscuit

2. Stress Relief

3. Popular party trick

4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.

"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.

"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.

"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.

"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.

by Henry III May 27, 2014


luffy claps the midruto verse low diff

When the mc of a peak anime blitzes the verse of a trash anime

Charles: damn I wonder what naruto would be doing rn if he existed
Intellectual individual: Didn't he get clapped by luffy? He's 6 feet in the ground rn ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ™ Luffy claps the midruto verse low diff

by Peak Piece Enthusiast January 4, 2022

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