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piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.

I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.

by The Grottomaster May 8, 2015


Piss Clown

A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.

"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"

by Bawks Sonic July 21, 2021


space piss

when your peeing and it goes upwards, splashing on you like some harry potter shit.

Bill: Hey, why does my pee go upwards?
Doctor: space piss.

by Mr. Hornet May 15, 2019


Cioccolata Piss

Someone who is unbelievably horny for Cioccolata from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Possibly the biggest Cioccolata fan out there. Head empty, only Cioccolata NSFW. Also a bottom.

‘Jesus i don’t know how you like cioccolata that much’ ‘idk dude i’m just Cioccolata Piss’

by Polnareff’s Massive Titties July 24, 2020


pitty piss

Going to the bathroom with someone just because you feel sorry for them.

When the new girl comes to school and thinks it's cute to ask a group of girls to accompany her to the john. This is probably the most common example of the pitty piss.

by yourexbff September 26, 2009


Piss Baby

Piss baby basically means a annoying idiot. you usually use it to call people a annoying idiot

Dream is such a piss baby, how does he even have a youtube career?

by Lemon.exe March 4, 2022

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Piss Baby

A grown boy who threatens to kill himself because you won't get back together with him.

"Skyler is such a piss baby."
"For real!"

by SoggyBussy November 30, 2021