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spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 21, 2022


Spooning

Hitting spoon so together with some friends

Seb: wanna go spooning after school

Jim: sure! i love spooning it’s so much fun

by Spooningismusic April 03, 2018


SPOONING

When one man inserts thee round tube like handle into one's penis for pleasure while grasping the round spoon in and thus SPOONING ones self.

Wow he really can take that spooning all nice and deep like...

by 《♤》 October 18, 2020


Spooning

When two people are totally undressed/ bare and lay together cuddling one as a bg spoon and the other as the small spoon.

When it’s cold me and Jordan spoon.
They were spooning in bed.

by Mary Adam July 03, 2019


angry spoon

When you spoon but you're angry, sometimes a sex position if you are kinky enough.

Fuck I think Tyler just gave me the Angry Spoon

by Jumping Spoons January 13, 2016


meaty spoonfull

when gay guys are having sex and when the one guys penis is in the other guy's ass, he shits on it. Then the first guy takes it out and feeds it to his partner.

"I just gave my man a meaty spoonfull last night."

by Sonny Mann May 07, 2008


The rusty spoon

The weapon you pick when it demands the slowest and most painful death possible. This will aggravate us all using the rusty spoon it truly will.

"This took beyond the rusty spork today it took the rusty spoon."

by Nahman1250050 August 10, 2022