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Porn in which a woman in stiletto heels stomps on a man's testicles in an act of sexual gratification.
"Jamie was really into watching bitches with heels stomp out some lifeless corpse in his favorite crush porn."
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Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com
Bill watched unicorn porn last night, he couldn't stop hitting that "cornify" button.
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a porn dog is a man or woman that watches porn all of the time.
I came home the other night and my roommate Hershel was on the couch watching porn. Dude, that's all he does is watch porn. Hershel is such a porn dog.
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Homemade porn uploaded by ex girlfriend or (usually) ex boyfriend after particularly vicious breakup as a means of humiliating the ex or just for own amusement.
Most genuine amateur porn on youtube-esque style websites where the caption reads something similar to "This is my ex, the bitch might as well die but check out her tits! Revenge porn!"
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The act of men observing and admiring the use of fancy, expensive tools to build projects and fix problems in ways that the average man has no hope of accomplishing in real life. These are typically television programs or magazines where the porn is presented by experts to be appealing to an average schlub who does not possess the means to imitate them.
Did you watch {This Old House, Trucks!, etc.} yesterday? I love watching tool porn.
I take the tool catalog to the bathroom to be alone with my porn.
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Bought to light during an episode of, "The Colbert Report," Destruction Porn brings to light any movie that involves great lengths of explosions, demolitions, collapses, or anything else that can be decimated. See also disaster porn, or anything created by Michael Bay.
"...one day computer graphics would strip movies of any plot or characterization and turn them into mindless orgies of destruction porn." Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report
John - "Dude you want to go see that new Michael Bay movie?"
Chris - "Yeah. $200 million in destruction porn? Im down!"
John - "Just keep it in the pants this time, ok?"
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