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A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.
Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.
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A person, place, or thing, that is run down, worn out, or not up to the standards of the person uttering the phrase.
Man, that car is bit up, it looks like it was in a drive-by from all the rust holes in the door.
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The Apple MacBook. Called the EmoBook because the edge of the keyboard is poorly designed and is sharp, which cuts up your wrists.
"I thought Bernie went to a Cure concert, his wrists were so cut up... but he was just on his EmoBook."
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When a drunk driver decides to drive down a street that has cars parked on both sides of it and use them as bumpers. Term was originally derived from the 1982 video game.
Some douche got drunk at the bar down the street and had a little Bump 'n' Jump action on my car... it's banged up!
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When someone decides they've had enough of Jamba Juice and their refreshing drinks.
Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.
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Men and women who like to dress up in animal costumes and have sex with each other.
"Jen, you want to go to the furries meeting tonight? There's a hot chick in an elephant costume I'd like to mate with."
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When a woman's torso is too long and her legs are too short, essentially the inverse of what's hot.
Johnny Drama didn't want to give a girl a ticket to the premiere of Aquaman because she was top tall.
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