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A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.
Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
An Ugly Rat is a person who in a snitch to others but dosen't to their friends. They like to chat about things that arent confirmed. They typically have the name Zhane.
A friend: Omg i killed someone. Luckily since im an Ugly Rat's friend im good.
A rando: bruh i was eating in class and the Ugly Rat told the teacher. SOOO ANNOYING
Ugly tanning means when you lay flat on the beach and don't care about looking cute and skinny you just lay like a whale with wet soggy hair and cellulite, the end goal is to be the tannest person on the beach
hey girl, can’t come over today, i’m ugly tanning down at the beach xx
Those who are not on the cover of sports magazine
That man is a ugly motherfucker
Chinese ribs that look like shit and taste like shit. OP is the offending Chink food establishment on Staten Island. Englebert in New Springville hates these ribs and will tell you so.
Julio voiced his displeasure with the UGLY RIPS to JIMMYS.
A commonly misused phrase.
- Someone so ugly, that at the sight of them, you want to shove their head up their rear-end to prevent you from being sick.
Bloody hell! Look at the state of Brendan's face. We should definitely rear it's ugly head...
A man who pays for the service of a prostitute
Dan is always paying ugly tax as he can t find anyone to fuck him for free