How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

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i-Tunesicated

The act of purchasing music from iTunes while under the influence of alcohol. The term is generally associated with the purchase of music that one wouldn’t normally buy.

"Dude, I was so wasted last night, I downloaded the entire "Hi in Fidelity” album by REO Speedwagon because I thought it actually sounded good. It was a serious case of being i-Tunesicated."

I pick you by the nekvellen

This sentence is used when you are mad.

Get out or i pick you by the nekvellen

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

initial I

If you’ve ever met a person with the initial I, you are lucky, Peoples whose name starts with an I are the most nicest, funniest, nonchalant, people you will ever meet, they love to joke around and they stick up for the people they love, they can be rude sometimes but only when you get on their bad side, they know how to fight and they are not the ones to mess with, they don’t know their own power because they’ve never used it. The initial I is a unique initial in girls names and is also the initial that tends to have the most nicest girls.

person 1 : don’t fw the initial I man..
person 2 : or what
person 1 : trust me man

and i oop skskskskss

A term 13y/o VSCO girls with oversized shirts or hoodies with the smallest pair of Nike Fitness yoga pants with their hydroflask and checkered vans and their checkered iPhone case to say towards an unfunny joke that their dumbass friends say, to make them seem more to "internet trends" but the thing that they're following is some retarded shit that they'll mostly forget

Dumbass friend: *tells unfunny joke*
VSCO girl: "and i oop skskskskss *drops hydroflake with iPhone* and i OOP-"

I can’t with you

You’re being silly

Ang: falling asleep again after taking a nap*

Me: Omg Ang “I can’t with you”