Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"
When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to
Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian
A group of people who never had sexual intercourse
M: Yo you saw that that Girl?
P: Nah Im Not ready for anything im in the cov+I
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 3187: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...
When you care about something to the smallest extent and that you just want to get it over with.
Jenna, "Sushi or Burgers"
Max, "I don't care"
Jenna, "Ok we can go to In-N-Out"
Max, "I DONT GIVE A QUARTER OF A FUCK, I JUST WANT TO EAT"
Jenna, "Ok then lets go to, Guy Savo"
Max, "Oh shit not there"
I could have gotten something better but I got this instead
Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug
Something you say when you just came up with a cool new word (that you just made!) if you say it fast enough it will sound like one long word
“Wow this is a cool new word I just made” - a guy who just made a cool word