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I hate you

It kinda like and oxymoron. It’s what girls say when a guy that likes you and you like them says something so sweet and kind. That’s makes you smile and blush. But you can’t have the guy. So instead of saying I love you, you say, I hate you.

*****: what’s your middle name

****: it Emma
****: that’s so pretty

****: I hate you ☺️

by Molly em December 24, 2024


I hate you

It kinda like an oxymoron. It’s when a guy that likes you and a girl that likes you. When the guy says something sweet, cute, kind, or nice. And you are blushing and smiling. The girl would say I hate you. Because you know you can’t have the guy. Because he may be dating someone.

:what’s you middle name

:Elaine

: that’s pretty

:thanks, I hate you

by Molly em December 24, 2024


i don’t give a cookie

i don’t care/ i don’t give a fuck

kailah : im going to sleep

jah: i don’t give a cookie

by JahVeh May 12, 2024


My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 25, 2023


I Laughed

Self-explanatory phrase. Used when you describe a time you laughed. Given the way it is phrased, it could be sarcastic to describe a situation where you weren't laughing.

I Laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. But I wasn't really laughing. I was crying with a smile so nobody else would be hurt. I don't need help. Just a real laugh.

by MrDrEdward May 20, 2024


I has to poop

uh oh brothers

uh oh brothers sisters and siblings I has to poop

by dapooper June 2, 2021


I want it, I got it

An iconic line, that turned into a saying, from ‘7 rings’, the 2nd lead single of ‘thank u, next’, by the American songwriter, producer and singer, Ariana Grande.

‘You like my hair? Gee, thanks! Just bought it. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (Yeah)’.

1: What’s your favorite Ariana Grande line?
2: ‘I want it, I got it’! It’s so catchy.

by MrPatch December 22, 2023