Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.
August 5th is the day where any James and his significant other can send nudes to eachother. Because of this special day, the 2 of them get a free pass.
Today is august 5th...you know what that means!
Wilem appreciation day
Also known as
W1lz pro appreciation day
It is a day where we appreciate wilem because he really is such a good friend and is a very good person in general.
APPRECIATE WILEM!
Damn guys I almost forgot it’s august 5th tomorrow, that’s wilem appreciation day.
Big sexy boy day where only the big sexy boys are produced
Wow your hot you mush be from 30th august
The day Aung Thu Win was born. It is also the only "Pride Day" of the entire year.
Aung Thu Win is also a part of the community
Oh! No! It's Sumit's birthday on 30th August. I need to buy a very personal gift for him.
National Sam Day
Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend
Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO
Everyone born on this day is a hotass, not saying this cuz my parents SLAYED the pregnancy.
"hey, are you born on the 2nd of August?"
"Yeah how'd yk?"
"Well, your hot annoying and mad"
"trueee"