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A very talented impressionist and underrated film and television actor. Has appeared in almost every popular comedy movie of the last five years. Currently performs on Saturday Night Live. In addition to being a funny man, he is also a genuinely sweet and good-natured person.
Impressions and characters from SNL and required viewing include: Al Pacino, Alan Alda, Julian Assange, James Mason, Seth Rogen, Vinny Vedici, Nitro from Laser Cats, Crazy Carl from The Meeting, and Stefon from Weekend Update.
Films include Superbad, Adventureland, Tropic Thunder, Night at the Museum 2, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Hot Rod, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, Pineapple Express and Paul.
Girl: Hey man, I've noticed there's this one guy who pops up in all my favourite comedies of recent years.
Boy: Sounds like Bill Hader. Was he in a minor role but still managed to be incredibly funny?
Girl: Yeah!
Boy: Check him out on SNL, he's got a great Pacino impression.
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Cheating on your wife with an intern, preferably Monica Lewinsky, then lying about it for a couple of months to finally go on and make a public apology in which you stress your right to privacy and by means of which you can actually pull it of to gain wide public political support for your deceptive ways.
Hey look at Michael. He never refrains from pulling a Bill Clinton and his wife always lets him off the hook.
A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates
Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model
3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.
You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?
It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school
(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.