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A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to
-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"
BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
When your bestfriend steals your boyfriend
Be careful of getting close with Vanessa, I heard she’s a boyfriend stealing whore.
The act of going with your girlfriend while she does things otherwise considered "girly"such as: shopping, getting her hair/nails done, etc.
Guy #1: Dude, let's hangout this weekend, I just got the new Call of Duty
Guy #2: I wish I could man, I'm on boyfriend dudy all weekend.
Go kiss your boyfriend SEPTEMBER 7TH :)
Hey today’s national kiss your boyfriend go kiss jake.
A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.