wind monkey

a tornado that was sent to work the fields, also known as a wiggaboo wigger

goof 1: im sending you out to work the fields
goof 2: wibbity wibbity woaoaaoh
goof 2: and what do you call these
goof 2: WIND MONKEYS
goof 1: wiggaboo wiggers
goof 1: i caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress

Monkey Slaps

Getting fucked hard in the Gluteus Maximus

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"

Monkey Monger

A person who solicits sex using monkeys as prostitutes.

Man I can't believe that person is such a monkey monger

Gutta monkey

My little brother Ellis

Gutta monkey come here / Gutta monkey mom wants you

Mi Monkey

The Fans of Xiaomi. (Pejorative)
Now commonly used to describe someone who promotes Xiaomi by belittling others under videos about other smartphones, often accompanied by low-IQ remarks.

*In the comments section of the video about Huawei phones*
-“After Huawei, there is the sky, and the Leica four-camera competition is fairy.”
-“Mi Monkey is coming!”

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

Team Monkey

A group of monkeys working in a team, usually a promo, data and copy

Liz,Nik and M classic team monkey