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Xiaomi

A company that makes shit ton of high quality products at a lower price

Person 1: I just got a Xiaomi Pocophone F1 for just 300 dollars!
Person 2: I bet my iPhone X is better than yours
Person 1: My phone actually has 4000 mAH battery, 6GB RAM, Liquid Cooling, Snapdragon 845, and a Headphone Jack
Person 2: Whatever, I still enjoy using my iPhone
Person 1: Why do you have to sell your kidney to buy a phone anyways?

by hithebeautifulpeopleonthenet December 1, 2018

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Xiaomi

A company that makes a shitton of high quality products but with the worst UI in the world for a fraction of the price.

Person1: I bought the Xiaomi note 9 today!
Person2: But it has MIUI on it :/
Person1: I know, im gonna install a custom rom on it!
Person2: POGGERS!
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Person1: MIUI sucks!
Person2: I agree.
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Person1: ew MIUI.
Person2: ...

by faggotjackass April 30, 2021

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Xiaomi

It's 2018 here, why aren't you still making the definition for Xiaomi?

Xiaomi (UD requires an example with the defined word in it)

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh July 5, 2018

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Xiaomi

Chinese government's ass sucker, which Help CCP spy on people and delect user's data.

Give Xiaomi a try if you want your information stolen by PRC.

by Tedroshit July 21, 2021

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Xiaomi

A very sexy, long dicked, gigs Chad, that has a very seggsy talent and life.

Sexy person 1: who's Xiaomi??
Sexy Person 2: ur mom

by Mynutz November 22, 2021

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Xiaomi Retail

A one-stop destination for all your tech needs!

Need to buy electronics? Xiaomi Retail it!

by monuzzz November 29, 2022

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xiaomi nokia redmi 9s 2000

indestructible. Nothing else, just indestructible.

"I dropped my phone while watching wallibear but its ok becaue i own a xiaomi nokia redmi 9s 2000"
"okay lol"

by Therealobama69 June 20, 2021

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