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1. When a girl shaves her pubic region.
2. Also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that's no fun.
1. "I pulled this girl last night, I was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before I went down on her"
Shirley "Are we gonna try and pull tonight?"
Cherish "Yeah"
Shirley "Best get smoothing the cat then"
2. "I love smoothing our new cat"
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Someone who talks about people with other people. They aren't being mean but they are either worried about the person or need to vent.
That cashier is such a gossip cat, she won't stop talking about "so and so".
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The world's most lovable (Or annoying) cat! A Nyan Cat is a cat head with a strawberry poptart for a body. It floats through space whilst shooting rainbows from it's ass. Also know as the "Poptart Cat"
Guy: Hey dude, check out this awesome thing I found!
*Enters "Nyan Cat" in Youtube*
Guy: I love this!
Other Guy: OMFG THIS IS SO ANNOYING. TURN IT OFF NOW.
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(noun): when, in the act of anal sex, a man pulls his penis out of the womans anus and immediately inserts it into her vagina. thus; rendering the woman with a mud cat.
- "You can never really trust a girl until she'll let you give her a mud cat."
- Bill: "Why is Jimmy so upset?", Amy: "We can't have sex for a while because I developed a yeast infection after he gave me a mud cat."
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to ask a group of buddies if they have ever seen cat brains, when answered with a no proceed to whip out sack and say look, when they turn around yell cat brains!
southern version of the sack attack!
carl: hey guys ever seen some cat brains?
guys: Hell no, thats sick!
Carl: look, (pause) Cat brains bitches!!!
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Is a game invented by Stephen Colbert where you strap a beer to a cat in a humane way then try to drink the beer while avoiding scratches from the cat. Goggles are suggested for prolonged use.
Jims Beer Cat skills have really improved since he joined that frat which promotes humane animal rights.
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another name for the Sphynx cats
-Ew look at that hairless cat! All those wrinkles...
-That's what you call a Scrotum Cat
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