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Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.

Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay

by November 26, 2021

Bro Code

Bro Code is a sacred set of rules among men AKA the ‘bro’ community with a wide variety of rules.

Such as:

Rule 1. Bros before hoes

Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed

Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners

Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro

Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is

‘Phone rings’

Cole: “hello?”

Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”

Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up

Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”

Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”

Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”

Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”

by Cole BB December 3, 2020

0 code

Somebody that plans their death

Im going to 0 code cause I know i’m going to have to if I want to die

by uwuaca December 19, 2021

Bible code

A piece of program code we are praying for to work properly.

- Hey, Jonny! How's that project?
- Hi bossy-boss! I'm coding it all the night.
- Huh... But we have a demo in a couple of hours. It just has to work!
- I know, I know... Let's hope that 20 Glory-Bes will do the job.
- Auaaa... You're gonna fixing that Bible code by yourself after the demo!

by sleep`walker October 19, 2011