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1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.
Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!
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Two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who ejaculated into each of them performing cunnilingus on the other.
Jack's bliss babe Anne and their girlfriend did the 69 cream pie while he got ready for another round.
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the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem
that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland
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-give a hand-job
-jerk off
We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.
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This occurs when you perform oral sex on a woman after she has recently had intercourse with another man.
“I had no idea my wife was cheating. I had been eating a sour cream taco.”
When you play to much fortnite and become gay so you fist yourself till you shit white goo "not cum". Then you slurp it up with a penis straw and inject homeless sperm into your dick hole.
Luis has Fortnite Anal Cream
The act of ejaculating in your partners glass and freezing it, then shitting and pissing on the frozen cum and freezing it again until finally stirring it up and force feeding it to your partner in the middle of the night.
I love giving my partner an Ice Cream Friday.