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1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.
Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!
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Two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who ejaculated into each of them performing cunnilingus on the other.
Jack's bliss babe Anne and their girlfriend did the 69 cream pie while he got ready for another round.
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the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem
that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland
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-give a hand-job
-jerk off
We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.
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When teenage girls spend their Sunday afternoon eating a tub of ice cream and watch movies or go on the internet.
"Jessica had a Ice Cream Sunday last weekend, she said she was picking up trash in the woods, but, I'm not an idiot."
This occurs when you perform oral sex on a woman after she has recently had intercourse with another man.
“I had no idea my wife was cheating. I had been eating a sour cream taco.”
In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.
Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.