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Flirting with someone you don't fancy at all, purely to annoy or upset their partner.
Yeah nah... don't have tickets on yourself Narelle, he was just egg-and-breadcrumbing you to get up Gary's nose.
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every month you go without sex, you get one golden egg. only applies to month (january, february, etc.). does not include total amount of days. three golden eggs is a "turkey". six golden eggs is "platinum egg", and 12 golden eggs is "diamond egg". if you get to diamond egg, or even platinum egg, you should really consider your sex life.
Carl: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.
Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.
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During intercourse, the process during which the male inserts his testacles into the female's vagina and then proceeds to "pop" them out in a sudden motion.
Dude me and my girlfriend did the egg twat last night. I shoved my balls in there and popped them out so loud.
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A painted egg to celebrate a zombie
Hym "I mean you could have put an Easter egg that at least alluded to the fact that I (at the very least) wrote the 'blueprint'."
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A drug commonly used up north which is made from the ressin inside dragon eggs
alright uns got any dragon eggs mate?
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The act of rearranging one's testicles by lifting them up and resting them on the thighs, and making a nest shape for comfort.
Why is your hand down your pants? I'm egg nesting.
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