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a Dumbass.
people call a mute person dumb and fish as in bass. combine dumb and bass and it sounds like dumbass.
usually called this by someone who thinks they are so clever and witty. but its really just annoying.
Student: Algebra 2 is soooooo confusing.
Teacher: Oh student, you are such a mute fish.
A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
When a celebrity or any person with clout wants to use Onlyfans as a cash-grab for opportunistic reasons to lure fans to subscribe to over-priced content that ends up being pondering.
I'll just post a few of my half-nude Instagram pictures on Onlyfans. That's, "Onlyfans Fishing" - but they won't be able to tell lol.
unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.
When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
A fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn't showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. After this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the "burrito" and eat out her fishy smelling vagina.
Guy- This chick i met has the best fish burrito's ever. She even had tartar sauce on that shit.
Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.
Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)
A Helicopter Fish is a big huge fish with a blade in it's mouth. It spins it's blades in it's mouth to chop up prey.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A HELICOPTER FISH! IT WILL CHOP US UP AND EAT IS ALIVVVVVVVVVVVVVE! AHHHHH!"