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A state of mind when all you think about is blue penguins stuffed to the brim with mustard
"I remember when I was three I went through a Yopull."
A Helicopter Fish is a big huge fish with a blade in it's mouth. It spins it's blades in it's mouth to chop up prey.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A HELICOPTER FISH! IT WILL CHOP US UP AND EAT IS ALIVVVVVVVVVVVVVE! AHHHHH!"
A child's favorite show. It brainwashes or turns all people 7+ to mush, or pushes them to insanity. It is unbearable and kills adult's brain cells one, by one.
"Oh fudge, that kid is playing Cocomelon! RUN BEFORE YOU GO INSANNNNNNNNE!"
A large amount of mustard in a penguin
That's some oblete right there
A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."
The state where in winter you need to have seventeen layers or you'll pass out and wear twenty-seven pairs of socks or your toes will commit suicide. In spring you'll need to have at least twenty-five umbrellas because everyone else there won't what to buy that many so they'll steal yours. Summer you either need a heavy winter coat or sports bra/no shirt needed. The state bird is a mosquito and can be the size of a fricking golf ball when full of blood. In may by lakes the sky is bug-color from all the may flies.
Mom: How was Vacation?
John:I hated Minnesota.
A sleeping bag (or sock) for hamsters.
"Awww he loves his hammie-bag."