What I call homo-sapiens that sole Sony Playstation 2's
Person 1: have you ever sole a Sony Playstation 2?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".
When you have not had a penis enlargement yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent stroke.
Person 1:Hey brother, are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath of Versailles.
What i call homo-sapiens who give away their Sega Dreamcast.
Person 1: Have yo ever gave away your Sega Dreamcast?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles".
What I call homo-sapiens who got hit with a machete on their left forearm.
Person 1: Have you ever gotten hit by a machete on your left forearm?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles"
What I call people who know this following phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed fee and so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
Person 1: Hey..do you know the Spartan's prayer?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.
When you have a herniated lumbar disk.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a herniated lumbar disk.
Person 2: Uhh...yes.
Person 1:K...you are The Breath Of Versailles
When you have an abscess on your tailbone and when it pops, you do not take a suppository.
Person 1: Hey, have yo had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.