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WHen you jump the gun but no violence is involved and instead it’s used to describe when someone jumps ahead on the fun someone was having.
Thing1: ...you jumped the fun again!
Thing2: I know, I’m sorry ☹️
When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.
Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.
When You're taking a dump and it falls into the water creating a splash that hits you in the ass. Eww
I was shittin last night and got hit with a fish jumper right on the ass cheek.
A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.
Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
Its a movement term used in Krunker wherer the players times the jump as late as possible in to achieve more height when jumping.
To get up there you need to moon-jump.
To call someone without prior warning, but scarier. Especially applicable for video calls like teams, zoom, facetime.
Brian from Migration keeps jump calling me about verifying the newest data dump, when I've set my status to busy.