Reverse Titty Fuck Butthole Lick

The act of a man, sticking his penis between a females breasts, with his penis poiting towards the females lower body, while the man also receives a butthole lick job from the lucky lady.

Yo, me and your Mom did the Reverse Titty Fuck Butthole Lick last nite. And damn, is she good!

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Lick Your Best Friend Day

(n.) a new holiday that falls on National Best Friend Day each year, appropriately observed by licking your best friend to show your love and appreciation, possibly derived from the affectionate behavior of the dog, man's best friend. It is meant to be a prank that is both annoying yet endearing.

Johnson: Did you know today is Lick Your Best Friend Day?

Bob: *lick*
Johnson: Y..you're my best friend too... :')

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full lick and suck pack

This is a term used to describe an all inclusive deal especially when purchasing a car, which includes all the “extra’s” like window tint, after care, extended warrant, mag wheels etc. Or when buying the top of the range model in something.

Wow he bought that car with the full lick and suck pack.

Nice Stereo, yeah I go the full lick and suck pack.

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I want to lick your brain

Your mind is so fascinating I want to get sexual with you and apply my tongue to your brain that I find so sensually exciting.

Katie: i had a crazy dream about sumo wrestlers in tutu's.
Man: Wow Katie, your mind is so amazing I want to lick your brain.

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Big Bone Lick State Park

A wildlife recreation area in Kentucky south of Cincinnati, Ohio. A tourist attraction.
A nick name for a city park in Cincinnati where homosexual prostitutes gather to ply their trade.
Another tourist attraction.

Bob: "I'm going to take the kids to Big Bone Lick State Park this
weekend."
Sam: "Don't you think your sons are a little young for a blow job?"

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Can I Lick Your Pineapple?

A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".

Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."

Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"

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I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

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