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When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.
Dude he’s got a breathing penis!
When you’re in the middle of a shrek marathon and you get an erection
Tom:i was in the middle of Shrek and i got an eshrekt penis
Bill:Cool
Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.
Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.
"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly
Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!
Holy fuck bro, you smoked way too much Moroccan Hash. The Penis Goblins are coming!
A response for "What's up" when you have a boner
Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
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A word you can use in any situation for comic relief.
“How are the kids doing, Warren?”
“Nigga Penis!”
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