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Australian slang term for semen.
Shazza was plastered on bullfrog milk.
grape milk is when you add grape juice or concentrate to milk. it creates grape milk and either youll love it or will think it's absolutely disgusting with no inbetween
person 1: hey do u like grape milk?
person 2: yea. but only w/ soy milk. grape milk with cows milk is just fuckin nasty
person 1: wtf are you on. grape milk with cows milk goes hard.
When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.
Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.
At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???
At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”
Another way to say alchohol mostly referring to kahlua.
Person a. Hey are y’all drinking that funky milk tonight?
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!
the act of shaking a females (preferably) breast of large size in a rapid motion
When two dudes are having buttsex and one dude ejaculates into the other guy's ass while the catcher ejaculates on the floor.
"I heard Will and Taylor performed a milk pipeline last night while they were having buttsex. It was a perfectly timed execution."