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Soap job
Hand job made with soap, when out of lotion.
My girl is always out of lotion so she gave me S- job
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Colton has the biggest penis ever. He probably wears black AF1’s and shoots onsight. Everyone is his opp except for bitches cuz he has them all. He is a actually beast cuz of how big his dick is. If you ever pull up on him it’s over his huge sick that hangs to his knees will be used to hit you in the face and take you out his house.
Colton S is the hottest guy ever.
Colton S is Yb’s son
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"Speed-Blocker"... similar in intenet to "C-Blocker" as someone who rides in the fast lanes of the highway going at or below the posted speed limit and MUCH below the speed everyone else is attempting to travel in that lane. Especially aggrivating when it is obvious the driver is purposely holding up traffic.
I was flying down I-95 to get to the game, but some S-Blocker was in the left lane holding everyone up and I missed the face-off and most of the first period !!!
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the most sexy cool hilarious beautiful and amazing rapper out there. inspired by cardi b.
guy 1: "dang, this song is so good. is it cardi b?"
guy 2: "nah i think it's called SAP by cardi s."
guy 1: "oh wow, this girl is so awesome and cool. i wanna be just like cardi s."
guy 2: "i gotta go get me some cardi s."
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When one takes a hot steaming pile of shit into a peanut butter sandwich; better version of PB&J
Jeremy: Hey bruzb u ever try a PB&S, they’re my favorite
Anne Frank: I heard its better than a PB&J
Jeremy: Yeah they are, and who are you?
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Hey, you know James? yea heard he's like a puffin lord or some shit
Ever heard of James S? Such a puffin f%*cker
Wait you see that puffin over there? yeah, that's James S.
The puffin slowly walked toward James S, and embraced him. For father and son were reunited.
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A one of a kind guy who can’t be like everyone else. He is the type of person who you will recall when you think about the best party you’ve ever experienced. When someone says something provoking he is likely to answer with a your mom or deez nuts joke. Nonetheless joas is a genius and a creative mind who often thinks in solutions and doesn’t give up. Joas his social cirkle is as big as his biceps and his care and love for loved ones goes balls deep. Joasses are likely to be passionate about family guy, kinder chocolate and the one thing he will never admit: queen B. When you’ve met a Joas you’re assured with a good lookin, diligent, adventurous ,intelligent, chill dude who will always have your back. Every girl wants a Joas for her 16th birthday but there’s only one he will make the luckiest girl ever.
Bro 1: is that joa s vibing on queen B dancing the salsa?
Bro 2: yes, I want to be him so bad:(
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