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A FUCKING GOD WAS MADE. SERIOUSLY LIKE THEY GONNA BE HELLA SUCCESSFUL AND POPULAR AND PRETTY AND HOT AND JUST BE A FUCKING GOD
"She was born on september 13 2007 she must be a god"
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Your lucky number is 9 and you have a very swag birthday! ;) Your eyes and hair are both probably brown and you're so kind and helpful. You're most likely that person that helps someone when they feel sad or lost :0
You're so friendly! Were you born on September 9th 2009?
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you deserve the world ok. you're beautiful and young
you born in September 24 2009? wow you must be beautiful.
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A month where you get to enjoy being super straight, kinda like pride month but for super straight people.
Bella: dude what month is it?
Alex: did you forget? Its super straight September!
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The time of year when your family and friends begin to encourage you to shave off the manly animal growing on your face that is still left over from the previous No Shave November.
Girlfriend: "Is that a small kitten on your upper lip?"
Boyfriend: "No babe, that's my stash left from No Shave November."
Girlfriend: "You must have missed the memo. It's Shave That Shit September, so shave that shit."
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National Get Broken Up by Your Girlfriend day
"Its September 26, do you know what that means? It's national Get Broken Up by Your Girlfriend day!"
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September 2 otherwise known as national be a whore day is a day which during you act like the biggest whore in the world and increase you body count by tenfold
Hey Jessica its September 2 you know what that means its time to be whores
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