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When you cum off the side of your bed
Dude last night I did a cliff side fap and I landed on my text book
used when someone keeps asking dumb questions and requires an equally dumb response back.
can also be used as an alternative to the word 'No' and other words similar to no
Soapia: "are you going to cheat on me?"
You: "boombastic side eye.. of course not"
applesauce with a side of rootbeer is a way to confess that you are homosexual.
Person 1: “Hey dude.. Can I order applesauce with a side of rootbeer?..”
Barista: “I don’t care cuh‼️🗣️🗣️”
When someone poops (usually a child) and sits there for a while until the poop becomes stuck to the sides of the toilet bowl. (Usually discovers by a parent or older sibling later)
“Dang it Billy! You left another Side Bowl Sit! I’m gonna kick you out the next time you do it!”
Come from the west side and your black (nigga)
West side nigga you left your books in the classroom.
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A tanning bed side effect characterized by untanned spots on the ass, caused by lying in a position that causes the butt cheeks to squish together in such a way that it prevents the UV rays from tanning the entire region.
When I saw her naked for the first time I thought she had Vitiligo on her ass but it turns out it was just dark side of the moon.
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Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.
Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.
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