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Blast From the Nast

Reminiscing on the early works of world renowned political cartoon artist Thomas Nast.

Person 1: Remember when Thomas Nast depicted Boss Tweed and the Tammany Tiger."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's a Blast From the Nast."

by dickey6969 June 15, 2017


Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.

Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension

by Shroompuff March 27, 2020


Ass blast

My favorite type of sushi at McDonald’s

I love the ass blast what about you

by K0nrad January 27, 2020


baltimore blast

When a monongahela man is hitting a black female from behind, and right before she is ready to cum, the male tells her "look out ", and when she turns around, the guy will pull a gun and shoot her in the face. She'll never see it coming.

I gave that girl multiple baltimore blasts.

by moncity April 29, 2015


gram-blast

To expose a person or situation via social media, especially instagram.

I can't believe you put me on gram-blast at the party! Now everyone in school is going to know how drunk I was.

by MrMeanwhile April 26, 2017


Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020


History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017