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When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!
Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.
She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.
Edmunders disease is something that affects overly narcissistic assholes and pathological liars.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.
"Erika has cancelled on me again. That bitch has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."
When you cross a Zebra Crossing and release you may become infected with the delusional psychosis of the Zebra Disease people may experience life or death and a array of symptoms that can be from either of lifes pros or cons that make up the black and white shades of life, stay away from the Zebra Crossings and check in with your local doctor in case you have caught Zebra Disease
Mate other day i heard about the Zebra Disease was quick ones down to the doctor lucky it's all good just Covid
A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches
Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
A very rare disease when you lost your ability to catch a football
Yooooo u dropped a game winning touchdown!?!? Do u have Harry’s disease?
Cardiovascular disease (CVD) is any disease involving the heart or blood vessels. Mainly it is caused by listening to music by a very terrible artist by the name of “Cardi B”. Also known as “the cardi b disease”
Bardigans or whatever her fans are called usually have any type of Cardiovascular disease and 23.4% of her fans died from the disease, seriously people do NOT listen to her music, it is trash⚠️