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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.
Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)
A goal, assist, and a fight.
Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy
Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job
Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!
Old man ball sweat in a prostitutes hair
Hey look that Hooker has trick juice in her hair
A hoe trick is a play on words for the cricket term, a hat trick. It involves making sure a woman comes three times for each male ejeculation. A purist might want to make her come with each of his tongue, dick and fingers for each time that he comes.
Called a hoe trick as if delivered correctly it will make even the purest princess desperate to see you again.
She was so perfect that I want to marry her. I took the time to give her a hoe trick so she comes back for more.
A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.
We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.
When you wipe your ass after you hear the drop only to realise a small portion hit the water and you’ve just accidentally smeared the remains of what feels like an undercooked brownie on your nether regions.
Trick drop had me wiping like it was stay-all-day lipstick.
For a women to fart during intercourse while the penis is still in the vagina in front of a mirror
Oh she pulled the old Seattle smoke and mirror trick on me last night