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golden turd

A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.

Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....

Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.

by Linearity August 24, 2020


Turd heaven

sewers

Guess we got to go down and check turd heaven

by Ladyjanathon July 3, 2016


Turd lagoon

A turd lagoon is the reservoir that holds raw sewage and the sewage treatment facility before it gets filtered and released back into the ocean to be filtered naturally in the environment

Wow look at that stinky turd lagoon

by Blumkin master September 1, 2018


Turd Ball

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Look, those guys are playing Turd Ball.

by toypit April 18, 2022


Cork turd

The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.

Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.

by BetaDeebs May 16, 2018


Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 3, 2020


plug turd

The often disregarded fecal matter that morphs from a once gelatinous substance to a hard, concrete like formation that stops previously liquidized fecal excrement in it's tracks, whereas no further deposition of excremental matter may occur henceforth. (See "poop plug.")

Dangit Johnny! If you don't hurry up I'll surely soil myself! My plug turd is nearing it's expulsion!

by Illicitrampage August 2, 2019