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Luca is an Italian name. And Italians can fuck very well. He is an attractive young man to whom no girl can stand because he satisfies every well
''Have you ever fucked with Luca? He is great!''
An annoying boy who can’t keep his mouth shut to save his life.
Guy 1 - “Hey dude why are you so mad?”
Guy 2 - “I hung out with Lucas.”
Guy 1 - “Oh I see.”
Lucas is a guy who is bald and white. He is a big man in a truck for real.
He is a quite boy on the outside who seems to be a loner but when your friends with him you we’ll see he’s a dirty minded child. He will alway eat his bogeys and likes to play with slime. He’s an egg. And he so desperately wants a girlfriend
Bob: Have you seen Lucas?
He looks like he’s been picking his nose again.
Missy: Yes I watched him eat it when he was talking about his brothers nipples
One of the sexiest gigachads to walk this Earth. Any Lucas you meet is simply cracked at absolutely every single game and will still manage to have a bitch count of over 100. He’s charming, sexy and everything a girl needs! He’ll always be financially stable & have great grades at school so money deffo isnt a problem for him. A Lucas will ALWAYS be compatible with a girl thats name starts with A, so PICK THAT LUCKY GIRL WISELY!
Person 1: so, whos your new boyfriend?
Person 2: Lucas!
Person 1: you lucky whore
Lucas is a filthy german nazi who doesn't like other people than him (aka xenophobe), he has a face like a moldy testicle sack and his breath reeks of onion
Person 1 -Who is that really ugly, stupid and xenophobic guy over there?
Person 2 -Oh that?, that's just Lucas