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Ugly, hairy, bony, repulsive looking legs and feet, oftentimes scarred and covered with festering wounds and scabs and bandages from various accidents. These accidents occur as a result of over-zealous participants of mountain biking, cycling, rock climbing, kayking, river rafting, hiking and other forms of outdoor recreation popular everywhere, but especially in the mountain west and southwest, hence the name. Other names include Sedona legs and Kokopelli trail legs. People with Moab legs often use their scars and wounds as bragging rights with a story to go with each one of them. Made even worse by wearing flip flops or Teva sandals. Moab legs are most often seen in men who absolutely insist on wearing shorts from at least April to the following October, without regard to how disgusting their legs appear to other people. They are also seen in women which is really, really replulsive.
Fran: Ewwww! Did you seen Mack's Moab legs? How disgusting! Just look at all the scabs, scars and wounds. Why does he have to wear shorts? Doesn't he realize that some people have no desire to see his ugly, hairy legs?
Dan: He doesn't care how ugly his legs look. To him, they make a statement. My cousin Linda has Moab legs too. If you think Mack's are disgusting, hers are even worse. Think of a hippy chick's legs only with festering, oozing wounds.
Fran: I would rather not.
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When is something is too expensive and your broke.
1-Yo those retro 11's look so damn good
2-It costs an arm and a leg
Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.
Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."
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Skinny, nicely shaped legs that usually resemble the legs of a frontman of a Pop Punk band, hence the term "Pop Punk legs". Usually the person wears Shorts/Skinny jeans with Vans, Converse, Toms, etc.
Me: "Hey you have really Pop Punk legs!"
Random guy: "Uh... Thanks?"
Me: "They're just skinny and nicely shaped,"
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getting your girlfriend off with your leg
My girlfriend was on the rag, so I gave her the stanky leg.
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When somebody says something so outrageous, that the only appropriate response is "Oh My Leg."
"My pp is bigger than yours." said by Girl (Usually named Gina, Tina, Selena, or Eliana.)
"Bruh, Oh My Leg." said by Man
women, plain and simple. this term is commonly used by rednecks and is used in rodney carringon's song "titties and beer"
"huntin' 2 legged deer!"
titties and beer
"thank god i aint queer"
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