(n.) - the collection of hair that grows on your face, usually resembles something that of a homosexual elmo.
Oh man! look at that dude, he's got a queermo beard.
Ii man you got one queermo beard.
Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?
I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.
I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard
Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard
I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!
Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.
'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'
To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.
“Harley Beard” (beardy) the goat forever will be
Harley Beardy is the goat and hates neeks