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The worst massacre in U.S history. And to think we didn't do anything about it. RIP Truth.
Moment of silence for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.
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Someone or something that spoils a good mood.
Person 1: That was an awesome movie!
Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.
Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.
Later on...
Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.
Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.
Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!
Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?
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useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.
Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
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An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option often being slow ass dial-up.
No online gaming.
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.
...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...
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The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.
You should have heard those toilet bowl acoustics! They were great.
Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.
He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.
TELLING SOMEONE THAT IS IN EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS, THEY NEED TO GO BOWLING SO THEY CAN LEARN TO STAY IN THEIR LANE AND MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS
Bobo axed: whet you talkin' bout? I sed, you worried bout the wrong thang! you need to go bowling!! Bobo sed what dat mean? I sed, it mean you need to stay in your lane and mind yo own damn business