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Girl 1: "He fucked me so hard last night"
Girl 2: "Was his penis long"
Girl 1: "No he had a barrel cock, but I like the girth more"
Girl 2: "Interesting"
When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.
Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.
Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?
When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.
I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.
When a female asks a male to put their dick in her ass.
She squat down and moaned, "cock me".
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The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs
Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.
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Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.
Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.
When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick
Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night