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The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.
It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.
I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.
*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.
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–adjective
1.
being no longer useful or desirable, something that needs to be disposed of. Unwanted but reluctant to accept it due to a basic lack of understanding.
2. lifeless and unresponsive entity that extends the duration of its invitation
3. Spacial:
Something that should have been removed a long time ago
4. cold piss australian for beer
Cheers Mr *******, always nice to know we've got a leader with a sum total of 0 common sense and logic. You pot of cold piss.
I gave him the bad eye and he stood there without moving the pot of cold piss.
What is this pot of cold piss? I told you to get rid of them last year?!
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A nigga who is cold at anything and will eat that ass like a pancake
That guy playing soccer is a cold ass nigga tho
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An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"
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To have sex
"Last night we make a cold jam at her place."
Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.
Get yourself a “Cold Captain Karl” and get back in the game.
You have cold feet so you searched this up.
Gay 1: Hi.
Gay 2: Hi, my feet are cold.
Gay 1: Okay.