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A male who lives in the suburb of Atlanta "Dunwoody". The whole population of the area are rich assholes who live off there daddy's money. They usually drive mommy and daddy's hand me downs and take 15 years to graduate school, and even longer to move out of the house.
That guy in the Jeep Wrangler just cut me off . I can tell by the vape cloud he is a Dunwoody Douche!
I live in my parents house at 25 years of age, I am a Dunwoody Douche!
When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.
Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!
People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery
A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.
Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.
The same as a douche bag but bigger or worse.
This douche barrel sucks.
A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.
Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!