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A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.
This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.
An object that has more knowledge of the inner workings of a woman than Forest Immel.
"Hey, did you hear about Brad and Jane's breakup?"
"No, what happened?"
"She said that an unused douche would know more about pleasing her."
any person who typically writes overly complicated rhythms and parts that sound generally unappealing, with varying levels of success.
Mason Bates is a musical douche.
Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.
It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.
A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard
An action that results in becoming a douchebag.
Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.
Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.
Douche King
That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.