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Condurso Family

Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire

Dominick - Lives in a dumpster

Jack: “Here comes the condurso family
John: “who?”
Jack: “the coolest family to ever live”

by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023


family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it

That’s a common family blanket

by family blanket lover April 17, 2020


Family Dan

A pal who happily comes on holiday with your wife and kids.

Seen that family with two dads over there?

Nah man, one’s a Family Dan!

by Sayin Crows October 11, 2023


half-familied

Being a single parent

Nicole doesn't have anyone else she lives with to help her out with her kids, so she is only half-familied.

by techyartsyman52 May 12, 2023


Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010


baby of the family

Youngest member of the family, Typically a child ex the last born

"I was definitely the baby of the family I was so many years apart for my siblings all were female. The closest age gap was with one of my sisters who is 4 years nearly 5 years older then me."

by 459395 March 21, 2023


Musso Family

The family of italians, mostly well known for having a nonna that cooks better then gordan ramsey.

This nonna can cook basically anything you ask for, the best part of this nonna is she gives you 100$ for your birthday.

The musso family are very likeable people, some people wish to have a musso family member as there friends.

The italian family are also known for a certain child in the family with a massive head. it’s not hard to miss it.

person 1: “im from the musso family

person 2: “do you want to be friends?”

by skskskksk12 August 26, 2019