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Some chick: You want to grab a drink after finals?
RJ: Sure thing, I'll bring the condoms!
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Damn, I have to go to work tommorow
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to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
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This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.
Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!
I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?
Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...
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A simple trick designed so that when you get a large sum of likes you edit the comment to say “Like if you have a small dick” successfully fooling all those who liked
Damn man, I liked a ‘like if you have a big dick’ comment and he changed it to say ‘like if you have a small dick’
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Have you played helltaker yet? Is when someone questions your faith in Satan, when someone says this it implies that they are trying to force an certain answer out of you
Random Kid: “Walks up to you” Heyy have you played helltaker yet? “While pretending to hold a desert eagle”
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