boosted car

A car that has been stolen

In the Fast and Furious movies, there are a lot of boosted cars

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clown car

white Darango

Kids the clown car just pulled up with 2 adults and 8 kids.

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Car Brain

A phrase commonly used by urbanists who think choosing to drive means you have a disfunctional brain, and that all drivers are insonsiderste assholes who go 90 across parking lots, randomly swerve into bike lanes, and go out of their way to run over pedestrians in crosswalks... because obviously if you put all the asshole drivers on a bike, bus or train instead, they'd suddenly become more considerate.

Urbanist: I was cycling the other day and almost got hit by some car brain going 30 in a 25. All drivers are assholes. We should ban cars.

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sleeper car

sleeper car /slēpər kär/ (noun): A chick that looks like a prude and seems shy, but as soon as she has a few drinks or you get her alone, she's up on in!

Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met at the library last night was a free-eak!"

Dude 2: "The chick in the frumpy brown sweater?"

Dude 1: "Total sleeper car, bro."

Dude 2: "Nice!"

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cop car

meaning not cool, cop car should be used when someone is unhappy with the current situation they are in.

Becah: "i thought i told you i didnt want to go to papas house!?"
Rice: "cop car. You lied to me mama."
Becah: "Firetruck, go to your room."

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ugly car

You may be driving an ugly car if...

1) It is on the periodic table, under the symbol (H), and is named 'Tonka Truck'.

2) Hernando Cortez is trying to run you off the road.

3) Your car can't decide whether it is a car or an 'EXT' pick up truck.

4) If another car collides with you, they bounce off the rubber siding trim.

5) Several cars are following you with their hazard lights on, because they think your car is a hearse.

6) It didn't have the jaguar ornament on the hood.

7) Scion.

1) Honda Element
2) Pontiac Aztek
3) Subaru Baja
4) Chevy Avalanche
5) PT Cruiser
6) Kia Amanti
7) Too poor to own a Lexus, too tasteless to buy a Corolla or Camry.

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car wash

when you titty-fuck a girl backwards and she licks your ass

yo B i took my girl to the car wash last night

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