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When someone takes jokes from comedians, or jokes from popular television shows, and just say them aimlessly to try to get a cheap laugh.
Man that kid over there keeps quoting lame ass Dane Cook jokes, he keeps that up and all of Dane Cook's jokes will be mouth shit.
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(n)- When someone, particularly a female, gets so pissed that she purses her lips into the smallest indication of a mouth possible, resembling the asshole of a ferret, in shape and size.
I'm not the one who took your stupid highlighter pen, so don't get the tiny mouth with me.
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Netty mouth is a physical attribute that develops through an extended period of involvement in netball, primarily of the indoor variety.
Netty mouth affects the lower jaw of the face. The lower jaw protruds beyond the upper jaw so that the lower lip is on average 3cm extended from its usual position. Netty mouth is not attractive.
Generally, only those with strong bogan heritage develop netty mouth. Those with this predisposition can be easily identified in a group environment. They're the ones who have been kicking about the stadium since birth, play in multiple teams on every day of the week, are best mates with the umpires, and appear to be asexual.
Whilst not usually painful, netty mouth can cause discomfort and difficulty drinking UDL cans and smoking burners/darts in the carpark. Netty mouth can also affect the ability to sledge the opposition as the comments are virtually impossible to decipher.
Netty mouth only affects the female population. However, given the gender of those inflicted may be difficult to determine, the terms footy mouth may also be applicable.
"Ouch, has she/he fallen over?" "Na, they've been coming here for years, that's just the netty mouth kicking in"
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When a sophomore on the wrestling team decides to fail art
Chris C-(in a rapist voice) hey Shane, you have a Purrty mouth..
Shane C- kill your self!
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Term used to describe female sex part. Name is derived from said parts propensity to look like an alien's mouth.
Chip: Brosauras, did you cop dome from that fat chick?
Trent: She wasn't having it, however she did let me feed her alien mouth.
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A filthy braud who will take cock in the mouth in exchange for rock.
Hey man it's Jenny, ohhh wait here while i go to my car and get some rock. "Hey Jenny you rock mouth come blow me".
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Something a person gets after having their ass chewed out.
Ooh, So now after talking all that shit, you wanna get the mute mouth after I caught you sleeping with another woman huh, You tired.
That motherfucker got caught a case of the mute mouth after I called him out on his poor dick game. Pathetic
Yeah, that nigga got the mute mouth after I roasted his whole damn family.
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